This crewneck sweatshirt carries a wink and a smirk — for the person who’s done with the pretense and ready to laugh out loud. The embroidered phrase “you just yee'd your last haw” sits cleanly on the chest, giving the piece a playful, deadpan energy. It’s the kind of cozy layer you pull on after a long day of pretending to be serious, whether you’re trading tall tales around a backyard fire or running errands while secretly grinning. Soft, midweight fabric, reliable construction, and understated embroidery make it comfortable enough for everyday wear and striking enough to start conversations. It pairs well with worn jeans, a favorite beanie, or a camp chair under the stars — for moments when you want your humor to do the talking.
Product features - Midweight 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for comfort and durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste - Embroidery available on left, center, or large center chest and wrists - Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neckline, waistband, and cuffs for reinforced seams - OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
